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HEROS GET REMEMBERED. TERRIBLE FISHERMAN NEVER DIE.
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I didn't wake up one day and decide to be the worst fisherman ever- it took years of hard work, dedication and terrible luck. Some days, I stand at the edge of the water and scream, “Here fishy fishy!” in my most seductive voice. It’s worked zero times, but it’s important to try.
BE LIKE ME WITH THESE TIPS AND TRICKS.
1. Bait with Hot Dogs—Fish Love Cookouts
Because nothing says "natural aquatic diet" like a nitrate-packed mystery tube.
2. Wear Bright Neon Clothes to Attract Fish
Fish are naturally drawn to highlighter yellow. It screams “this guy knows what he’s doing” underwater.
3. Slap the Water to Show Dominance
Let the fish know who’s boss. Bonus: it scares them away and gets your shoes wet.
4. Tie Multiple Hooks Together for “Mega Catch Mode”
More hooks = more fish, right? Just ignore the tangled nightmare that follows. And the ER trip.
5. Use a Fishing App to “Swipe Right” on Fish Nearby
It's like Tinder, but slimier. If the fish doesn’t respond in 3 minutes, it’s obviously playing hard to get.
6. Yell Motivational Quotes at the Water
“BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BASS!” If nothing else, you'll inspire the ducks.
7. Bring a Microwave to the Lake to “Preheat the Water”
Fish bite more when they feel cozy. Science? No. But it’ll confuse nearby boaters.
